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Post by wiilyr on Apr 14, 2006 23:32:04 GMT -5
The object of this is to insult the next poster with the stupidest insult you can think of. Keep your language clean, and remember to be goofy; only one insult per post please.
So, next poster, you are a tube of blue gelatin that's gone all moldy because I forgot to take it out of my refrigerator.
(Next poster, insult away!)
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Post by 2bfoundwanting(unused) on May 29, 2006 21:41:55 GMT -5
To the next poster you are the goo that comes out of the little prize things out of the machine cuz someone stuffed you in there.
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Post by wiilyr on May 30, 2006 13:02:55 GMT -5
Next poster (to pull a page out of Monty Python's book) "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of Elderberries!"
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Post by 2bfoundwanting(unused) on May 30, 2006 22:54:02 GMT -5
Next poster you smell like the dirt that a weevil walks in.
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Post by wiilyr on May 31, 2006 22:49:14 GMT -5
To the next poster ...
You are the lint that my hoover cannot pick up from the carpet.
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Post by Tyual on Jun 1, 2006 16:11:20 GMT -5
To whom it concerns (Aka the next poster):
You smell worse than a sweaty stink bomb that didn't detonate. (Don't ask me...so random...)
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Post by wiilyr on Jun 1, 2006 23:16:46 GMT -5
Yo, hey you next poster ... that's right! You can't even get a stinky cabbie to take you home because you're such a bum living on the streets!
(that was ... odd)
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Post by 2bfoundwanting(unused) on Jun 2, 2006 4:07:27 GMT -5
(lol, and Wile that proves to me that you are insane  ) *grins* This applies only to the next poster: You smell like yesterday's lunch. |
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Post by Tyual on Jun 2, 2006 10:08:01 GMT -5
(actually since I haven't had a shower since that workout at 6am this morning, Mistress, I probably do. I'll get one in about an hour though...)
To the next poster: You're more annoying than that weak villan in a video game that just keeps coming back for more and more defeat.
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Post by wiilyr on Jun 3, 2006 0:11:33 GMT -5
The next poster smells of cheese curds and root beer.
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Post by 2bfoundwanting(unused) on Jun 4, 2006 4:01:21 GMT -5
(ewwwww, thank God that isn't true lol)
To the next poster: You smell like that scum that has been on the road for months, and no one has been able to get it off.
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Post by wiilyr on Jun 4, 2006 23:25:51 GMT -5
(Now that actually is gross ...)
Okay, next poster, if that's how you wanna play, you're the pebble in my cleat that bugs the heck out of me after sliding into home base to score the winning run!
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Post by seffy on Jun 27, 2006 3:48:17 GMT -5
(that actually means nothing to me, I'm a Brit  ) Next poster, have you ever seen what a Toad looks like after it's been mugged by a Weasel, dragged through a hedge backwards and run over by a truck? Look in a mirror. |
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Post by wiilyr on Jul 1, 2006 23:46:04 GMT -5
Next poster... you are the weed killer that lands on the sidewalk and is useless for killing weeds.
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Post by 2bfoundwanting(unused) on Jul 6, 2006 7:21:30 GMT -5
(oh that was good)
Next poster you are what makes old meat in a frigde box and you smell like last years Thanksgiving ham.
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Post by wiilyr on Jul 7, 2006 0:40:45 GMT -5
To Whom It May Concern (the next poster)
you are a bottle of warm american beer that everyone refuses to drink because it's so unpleasantly warm.
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Post by 2bfoundwanting(unused) on Jul 7, 2006 1:11:01 GMT -5
(oh, hmmm interesting, lol.)
To the next poster: You smell like today's garbage which was filled with food from the last couple of days.
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Post by wiilyr on Jul 7, 2006 1:12:15 GMT -5
the next poster is a monkey's uncle! (sorry, couldn't resist)
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Post by 2bfoundwanting(unused) on Jul 7, 2006 1:28:37 GMT -5
(lol, okay so I'm male now? And a monkey's uncle? Wow, needs to check the genetics)
The next poster is the windshield that collects bugs at 70 miles an hour.
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Post by wiilyr on Jul 7, 2006 1:30:59 GMT -5
(lol, Mistress. To both your comment and insult)
Next poster is a polar bear's auntie ...
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Post by 2bfoundwanting(unused) on Jul 7, 2006 1:32:40 GMT -5
(oh cool! I'd love to know what it's like to be a polar bear. ) The next poster is a blue jay that chases squirrels and pecks at them. |
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Post by wiilyr on Jul 7, 2006 1:37:35 GMT -5
next poster = 3.1415926+@%!^&%&@^@^$TEZ S E$^CVV$^W *@ ... squared
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Post by 2bfoundwanting(unused) on Jul 7, 2006 1:40:13 GMT -5
(Wow, I'm pi!) The next poster knows about as much math as a canary. |
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Post by wiilyr on Jul 7, 2006 1:41:44 GMT -5
lol
next poster is is the stinky cheese man who lives in the moon
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Post by 2bfoundwanting(unused) on Jul 7, 2006 1:45:05 GMT -5
lol,
The next poster is the gum that gets stuck to the same glass of water everynight.
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Post by wiilyr on Jul 7, 2006 1:47:54 GMT -5
next poster is the bedpost that has a song sung about "does your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight?"
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Post by 2bfoundwanting(unused) on Jul 7, 2006 1:50:44 GMT -5
(lol, Wile. Wooooo, lol, rolling man, rolling. how funny)
You . . . Yeah you! The next posta - - -- You are the microwave that hasn't been cleaned since it was bought two years ago.
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Post by wiilyr on Jul 7, 2006 1:52:04 GMT -5
next poster = the bk wrapper in the microwave that goes snape crackle pop and lights it on fire ...
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Post by 2bfoundwanting(unused) on Jul 7, 2006 1:54:02 GMT -5
To the next poster: You are the milk that is two months over date and has basically turned to cottage cheese slash sour cream.
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Post by wiilyr on Jul 7, 2006 1:55:42 GMT -5
nasty!
Um, next poster is the stapler from Office Space
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) *grins*
)